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[max verstappen’s coke rants @tvoffs]

i don’t have time for candace owens being a lesbian right now

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

@hulu Hulu 🤝 losing long-term customers

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

@hulu 13% increase for these dumb ass shows is so fucking funny

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

@Variety @hulu @hulu I can’t wait to cancel your subscription ♥️ I only have you to watch it’s always sunny, which I can simply buy on YouTube and have forever. Fuck you

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

@Variety @hulu 20% increase in 2022-2023. Then you thought you could be sneaky and just do 5% from 2023-2024. Then you were like damn, 25% in the last two years? Now you want to do a 13% increase? If we wanted to buy the fucking bundles, we would. Not everyone wants content from Disney plus

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

@Variety @hulu You used to be 11.99

[Nerd em Cartaz ⚡️#HP @nerdemcartaz]

tem 15 temporadas de uma bem famosa que tem essa estética

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This fat ass tweet omg

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

Who is Publix making all that popcorn for. I haven’t seen it be purchased since 2006

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

We are sooooo back on Twitter

[pinned 📌 @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

[🧚🏻‍♀️🌱🌵🪴 @amainduh]

There are evil people in this world and they all shop at Publix

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you can already be having a bad day then spotify curates you a playlist called “lunatic loner crazy girl crash out anthems”

[bug girl @buggirl]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

tattoo artists when you ask them for a tattoo

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[irene :-) @lilfurything]

whoa mama let me outta here

[🐞 @tonisoprana]

tweeting and getting zero likes

[🔻 🇰🇵National Juche 🟩☫🟥 🪂🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🇨🇳 @nationaljuche]

@WhiteHouse