Amaka

Chronic Retweeter and Lover of Food

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

This is why regardless of what men do, if you are a woman being kidnapped, it is always in your best interest to fight your kidnapper at the spot where they tried to kidnap you, and do your best to kill them.

Even if you die in the attempt, it’s okay.

The kidnapper doesn’t want to remain in the location where they are kidnapping you for long.

Every second you can delay them there, the odds of the situation get worse against the kidnapper.

The worst thing you can ever do is cooperate with them to move you to the location they prepared beforehand because in that location they have total control and they can and WILL do anything to you.

Your best chances of survival in a kidnapping are always in the first location at the place where they are trying to kidnap you.

Do everything in your power to remain in that location by making kidnapping you the most inconvenient thing the kidnapper has ever tried.

[Jola @Jollz]

Our language around governance is so interesting in Nigeria. We talk like when someone wins an election, the money and resources of the state become their personal largesse and any progress or work that happens is because they’re kind enough to “dash” us.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

There’s a case about Rape and Death and the advice is still going to women to ‘Stay Safe’. This young girl was in her house!! She was in school studying!
What else do you want??? What other safety protocol is there??

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men refuse to use condoms, to get vasectomized, and to raise children. And yet they want to punish women who have abortions. That's misogyny, not morality.

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

No doc, it wasn’t created for “barren women.” The term was created to remove shame and create community for people trying to conceive.

If we are going by that logic, when I TTC’d for a year and the NHS would not diagnose me because I was young,

I joined TTC forums where women taught me how to chart ovulation, understand mucus changes, identify fertile windows and better understand my reproductive system.

That is what the community is for.

[Xy @Cerebrone]

A year later, he won silver in the 100m at the Olympics.

22 years later, it’s the same story. People who believe anything will ever change for the better about this country are cute.

The foolishness is intentional & deep. The same problems in 1960, 1985, 2005 & 2025. A joke.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Coward move because she no gree make dem spoil her life. Elite athlete not registered for back to back competitions because someone "forgot". 8 years of her life. You are not a real person.

[Osarogie Ogbonmwan @Osarogieee]

It’s almost like 200 people didn’t die in Benue 2 weeks ago.. we have all moved on like it was just a random day with a flat tire 🤭 that’s why your govt doesn’t take you seriously.

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

Maybe we should start holding elections during peak rainy season so by the time people swim one or 2 times they’ll remember to vote with sense.

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

I feel like part reason there’s no outrage when we hear these things, is because we struggle with the concept of numbers.

For context, this amount will pay 5,250 people working in a facility 1 million naira each month for a year.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

I’m the first person in my bloodline to see these words put together

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

We uh…. We don’t have to be this open minded and inclusive lol

[Basil @basilabia]

When was the last time a state government in Nigeria spent its FAAC et IGR earnings to build at least 10,000 housing units and deliver it to citizens?

Since 1999? None! Zilch! Nein! Zero!!!

Lateef Jakande delivered 30,000 units in 4 years and some of you live in them till date.

[Emeka @Emeneks]

Let’s not forget how Nigerian Sabotaged her.
No one was fired
No one was held accountable

She just missed that opportunity because someone’s Ego was bruised!

I Absolutely love this for Her 🔥

[Duns. @LifeofAdunni]

If Nigeria decides to put competent people in charge of sports… pretty sure our athletes won’t go down this route… that should be your message not the rubbish you’re saying

[kevin 💀 @kevvoLBS]

This is like watching Da Vinci paint Mona lisa

[DrUmaru_AJ @Princeujay]

You’re asking who the sponsors of terrorists are?

Simple! those approving bills for “repentant terrorists” to get foreign education.
Na them them!

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Why does Nigeria have 300,000 repentant terrorists? What the fuck is going on in this country?

[flowery path 🌸 @tarosmilktea]

This is equivalent to drugging someone btw

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

Tomorrow, his confederates would claim to have repented and the Borno govt will welcome them with open arms.