art vandelay

I’m just out here boogie’n.

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

You think I’m going to spend my best boob years keeping them hidden away?? Absolutely not 💘

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

u trying to regulate our nervous systems and spit on each other or what???

[Igor Sushko @igorsushko]

🚨 BREAKING: Kremlin agents in the US with millions of Twitter followers were paid $10 million by Russia to spread disinformation and rally support for convicted felon Trump on social media per indictment unsealed by the Department of Justice.
TENET Media, based in Tennessee.

[aquarius apologist @softsupplesad]

The love that I put out will come back, the love that I put out will come back, the love that I put out will come back, the love that I put out will come back, the love that I put out will come back, the love that I put out will come back, the love that I put out will come back.

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

@kaydadddy As vibe coordinator, make the call. He knew what he was signing up for.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

I need egg drop soup, a veggie egg roll, Twilight playing, to be swaddled like a bby, and a fat forehead kiss from my man 🤒😣

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

I love living with Stacy. We just be farting, cooking, and cracking each other up constantly. I love our home together 💘

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

pros to dating a man with kids: caring. nurturing. provider. always has snacks.

cons: I’m always fucking sick.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

studying the female anatomy

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

you’re trying to use torta as an insult?? a tasty finger lickin creation? bursting with flavor? meaty and delicious? fresh plump buns? you’re absolutely right and thank you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Could be us

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

thinking about crab legs

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

The older I get the less fucks I have to give. Happy bday to me 🥰

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

Pls stop posting Billy with Phish because I wasn’t there and it hurts my feelings

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

@kaydadddy “But where the fuck do I get those little tags for my name badge….”