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[Toxic Cowboy 🤠 @toxiccowboy02]

One of the best I've seen so far 😜

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

MAMA ! Just killed a rat ❤️🎶😸

[amamillions @amameniki]

@VceOfReason 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[amamillions @amameniki]

@mz_storymakers @ManuelaSchwesig

[amamillions @amameniki]

@ErikHoffma35980

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@mz_storymakers

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening, baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance.

She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm.

I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin���. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

The older I get the more I realize, calm is the real wealth. Living a very private life. Away. Alone. Observing. Thinking. Learning. Being bored. Creating something meaningful. A quiet day, sunlight, coffee, music, books, and stillness. That'll do.

[THIERRY D "ardéchois et français" @ThierryTout]

Quand tu es parti vivre à l'étranger et que la France et l'Union Européenne te manquent... �

[Roberto @UniqueMongolia]

Today’s mood in the Russian shops 🤗
(One person starts singing a popular Soviet Victory Day song and all people around sing along 🙏🫡)

[Luetzow @LuetzowQ]

Angesichts dessen was gerade in Deutschland abläuft, ist mir eigentlich gar nicht zum Lachen, aber hier musste ich zumindest schmunzeln. Trump bei seiner Rede vor dem Kongress.

[Max Stirner @ernsterjuenger]

Die Fremden steigen in das Asylgeschäft ein
Die Faulen steigen in das Bürgergeld ein
Die Ens steigen in das Quotengeschäft ein
Die Gutenden steigen in das Klimageschäft ein

Der Michel steigt in seinen alten Verbrenner ein und fährt pünktlich zur Arbeit, um das alles zu bezahlen.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is genius

[amamillions @amameniki]

@El_Haginho 😂😂😂🔥

[SILBER-FRAU @silverfrau]

😍Mach ich gerne! Wer noch?