sass master3000

never give permanent feelings to a temporary person #BreakNecksKillEgos #GoodVibesBadHabits #ThickHipsSinkShips

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

I'm not high maintenance, I'm medium rare maintenance.

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

“This isn’t low ball, it’s no ball.”

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

Easiest $400 I’ve ever made

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How does one wake up with acid reflux even though they haven’t eaten anything in over 24 hours?

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Why must I wait 72 hours to delete my snapchat account🙄 I haven’t used it in over 2 years. Let me finally delete it for good.

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

Grocery shopping when you have no idea what you want to eat for the week <<<<

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Live with migraines or drop $600/month on medications? Hmmm…

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Today’s going to be the longest day. I want to rip my insides out.

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@WhosUrMadi_ It’s the global outage bullshit😭 guess I’m not getting paid today

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Why is dayforce having scheduled maintenance at 7:30 in the goddamn morning? Run that shit overnight, ya corporate dummies. Some of us clock in super early.

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@DustMerc514 @akiskhakis They are, my company confirmed it😭 still annoying cause my manager is off the next week and now I have to go to our DM to fix my time. I don’t wanna bother her with this😂

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

@akiskhakis I have absolutely no idea, I didn’t see your response until now😭 it’s definitely down due to the global outage though

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

Pulled into the parking lot and there were 3 crows by our dumpsters. Today’s gonna be a bad day.

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@sickpinky Hope HR is cool with nicknames🤣

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People are so fucking lazy.

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I’m about to go fucking rogue on 3 people, including a manager, in my company.

Do some research before you send me some dumb task that could’ve been solved BEFORE I get involved.

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

My job isn’t rocket science, but at least if I were a rocket scientist, I wouldn’t be surrounded by incompetency.

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Thou may feast upon a satchel of Richard’s.

[sass master3000 @Aman_DDERALL]

I absolutely hate retail pharmacies. Who tf staffs a CVS pharmacy with one person at opening?

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@sickpinky Used to when I stepped on a bee forever ago