amanda 🦋

lamb

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Chiefs went 6-11 last season.
You thought the Chiefs Dynasty was over.

You thought wrong.

[Nate Taylor @ByNateTaylor]

He's been literally worth every penny.

[Diogo ☆ @agbwst]

MARIAH CAREY AT 36

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent to a large jar of mayonnaise.

[oscar @grandeobvious]

that woman really doesn’t let a year go by without releasing more shitty music and the quality declines every single time too

[angela @sunflowerrouge]

Thought we would have at least a couple of years free from that woman’s music

[Andrés @kingqu33f]

@transleytanked all shade, i need all the girls to stop working w pharrell , it’s just always gonna sound like minions music in the end

[R. @makeit_reyn]

As someone who loves being alone, the way I show I care is by wanting you around.

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

you're too sensitive" = "you won't let me disrespect you"

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Rough day for the “Travis Kelce is washed” crowd.

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

nobody will be meaner to you than an insecure man that’s attracted to you

[amanda 🦋 @amand_uhhhh]

Where’s the Lions defense? 😭 atrocious

[Nerd Nash @NerdAtCoolTable]

This app is 100x better when it’s Football season

[Andrea @_dreaalexandra]

Can we p l e a s e retire Carrie Underwood from Sunday night football

[amanda 🦋 @amand_uhhhh]

I love St. Brown and Gibbs so bad

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

i wish i could say "??????????" in real life, it would be very useful.

[anastasia @grooveymix]

ella langley will never beat this 30 week #1

[🖤 @loves5o]

“Men suffer in silence."

No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit.

They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.