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An American Girl, Behind Blue Eyes on a Stairway to Heaven. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Tweets/opinions are my own.

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@Fact Sdzxx

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@CarrieMuskat What was his walk up song?

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👑🐝 @Beyonce

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Did you know horned lizards squirt blood from their eyes when they feel threatened? Imagine crying tears of blood whenever something was bothering you — your boss would have no choice other than to constantly promote you because they'd be so deathly afraid of your sad demon ass.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Joe Maddon’s theme for 2019: “Own it now.” Joe points out now backwards is “won”

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@MatthewSievert Yes have been well, thank you. I don’t spend much time here on Twitter these days. I’ve actually been long gone from Rockit but glad to hear your friend enjoyed it.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Imagine how differently everybody would treat each other if the "you break it, you buy it" rule applied to people. Well, pretend it does and stop being a fucking asshole.

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT. Alright @TheAcademy this is ur last chance to have #FluffyHostOscars (My opening line) “Excited to be here hosting the Oscars. In keeping with tradition here is another Mexican doing a job no one else wants” 😁

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#LostDog #LasVegas #RedRocks please help, please share @NevadaDogs

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

Javy Baez is already everyone's favorite player, but riding a 10-Game hit streak while leading the league in RBIs is going to get even the most, eh hem, traditional of fans on board.

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

Yu.... 🤦‍♂️. Not doing a lot here to help us dispel the pitchers aren’t athletes thing. https://t.co/685zoAJzXf

[Brittany Arrieta @MrsArrieta49]

It’s wasn’t just about the baseball... it was family @Cubs 🐻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦⚾️ ..... Excited for our next chapter with the @Phillies 🙏🏼👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☺️ https://t.co/Gq7W5XfOfM

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@E2TheBam @MoodyTongue Just had the @MoodyTongue chocolate churro beer earlier tonight

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@jamesvanosdol 🤘🏻

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@E2TheBam

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@E2TheBam You’re wearing a shirt with kale on it while at a butcher shop 🤦🏻‍♀️