Amanda Noel

Princess of the New England Patriots, Shark Week, and these United States of America -- also Attorney

[Amanda Noel @amanda__noel]

Courtney’s dad at her bridal shower: I better see you out on the dance floor at the wedding Amanda!

me: don’t worry Mr. Taber I am gonna tear that shit up

and I DID

[Amanda Noel @amanda__noel]

@omgsidewalks JAWS

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

major combat operations begin in belgium in one hour

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Happy 80th birthday to the 43rd President of the United States 🇺🇸

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Former Presidents and First Ladies attending the the Obama Presidential Center opening:

—Barack and Michelle Obama
—Joe and Jill Biden
—Bill and Hillary Clinton
—George and Laura Bush

[Nomandla Bobo @nomandlabobo]

Wanted to dedicate my saturday to reading in bed but geopolitics ma baby, you will always steal my peace.

[luna 💌 @F1REAKS]

goodbye goodbye goodbye u were bigger than the whole sky 🪽

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

The Olympic flag has officially been handed over.

It is now with our new hosts, entrusting the heritage, passion and excellence of the Games to French Alps 2030. 💙🤍❤️

#MilanoCortina2026 | #ClosingCeremony

[Jacob Pacheco @JacobPacheco6]

The Olympic flame has officially been extinguished.

The #MilanoCortina2026 Winter Games are now closed.

What an incredible 18 days.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

DOG ON THE COURSE AT OLYMPIC SKIING. 🚨

The late entry closes strong at the cross country finish line!

[Amanda Noel @amanda__noel]

@McCannSportsLaw @jleonardmit Not to mention the Colts got blown out in the second half of the AFCCG with new footballs…

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

if the reward for sucking is getting a schedule easy enough to cruise to the Super Bowl then the Jets should have like 30 banners

[HCF @hcf_m2h]

Patriots logo is starting to emit that evil feeling again when you look at it

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Dawn of a new dynasty?

The Pats are back in the Super Bowl 🏆

[IronicnotSavage @IronicnotSavage]

I wanna believe these birds are acrually the guardian angels of the US and they're very displeased with what's been going on

[Amanda Noel @amanda__noel]

@PeteHegseth @ICEgov shut the fuck up you alcoholic pussy

[Ben Volin @BenVolin]

See you next season, Gillette Stadium

[AM. @alvaromorcuq]

“Nosotros no hablamos, nosotros jugamos. Ven a Foxboro. Va a estar nevando, va a hacer frío. ¿Quieres seguir hablando? ¿Quieres cambiar las reglas? Cámbialas.

Nosotros seguimos jugando. Y ganamos. Es lo que hacemos”

Tedy Bruschi. Oh, capitán, mi capitán.

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

I was told the Patriots couldn’t beat good teams but they are now 2-0 in the playoffs and going to the AFCCG

Cope and seethe haters

[sports tweeter Matthias (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

They call Josh Allen 007
0 Super Bowls
0 First team All-Pros
7 Overtime losses

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

The Texans defense is 11 velociraptors with machine guns