amanda♎︎

I tweet to myself 🤙🏼

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

@nat__king__cole @dexarok @1ssve Yeah it’s the irony of calling someone else an idiot when that’s how he chose his punctuation 😂

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

@meowplify @MomsPostingLs I hope they tipped you well

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

@withouttfilters @eatddirt Big laugh 😭😭

[Dogs are Family @_Dogs_family]

Dogs Get Special Peepholes So They Can Watch For Mom To Come Home

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Thank GOD 🙌🏼

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Here’s hoping new opportunities are around the corner 🤞🏻

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

If you want something done right, do it yourself. 🫠🫠

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

I asked Brogan in the car if he farted and he goes “no, I wouldn’t fart in the car with my lady; I like the air that she breathes to be high quality” 😂

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

If I’m not wanted somewhere, I’m simply not going to pull up.
I can’t understand people who know they aren’t wanted but pull up anyway.

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

@101Iight I saw a video last night of someone who had recorded this glambot being taken and I immediately knew the actual result was going to be bad when I eventually came across it😂

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Imagine not being able to live without your video game for 3 days 🤡 some people are so ass backwards

[iTamara @Real___iTamara]

Dude lives in Ohio. Internet, do your thing.

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Is friend blindness a thing? Like you see past all the gross things that they do just cause they’re your friend?

Cause that could not be me. If you’re dirty I will not be friends with you idc.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Liam Payne has sadly passed away at the age of 31 after falling from a hotel balcony in Argentina

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Just me apologizing to my cat because I dropped something that made a loud noise and he looked at me like I just killed his first born child

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

PSA: if you’re down on your luck and your friends let you move in with them for a while so you can get on your feet, don’t be a dirtbag. Pick up after yourself. Wash your own dishes AND dry them AND put them away. Buy the toilet paper/paper towels every so often. Common decency.

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Men will really be obsessed with their women, showing them off all the time… then there’s my boyfriend 🌝

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

I hate when someone is so calculated in the things that they do. Like they only do nice things when others are around to see it. It’s so weird.

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

It’s the way I still have to pay when the hair stylist fucks up my hair

[amanda♎︎ @amanda_ann2]

Excuse me🤮🤮

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

WTF. Wash everything. Rinse and repeat.