Amanda Bruton

COMEDIAN/CONTRALTO/UNCASTABLE /////THE CONNIE “BIG BALLZ” BUMBALONI 💋 Instagram: @amanda_bruton

[Amanda Bruton @amanda_bruton]

🚨NEWS FLASH🚨 Taking Connie to the next level in 2021. QUESTIONS WITH CONNIE- Answering all of your questions about life’s questions. Actual questions sent in by YOU. https://t.co/BHloAw03y9

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Its @StagesBrooklyn Advent Story Time with Connie! This week Connie is telling the story of Our Lady of Guadalupe. Its all about Juan Diego and his FABULOUS tilma! "Seriously, can I get one in my size?" (Connie's words, not the Bible's) https://t.co/yEXeqC2xWn
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@michellevisage SAME

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Who wants to hear Connie read an advent story?

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Thanks for joining us today, Connie, to share a very important Advent story. Watch the episode to hear the story!

https://t.co/55dTNqB0vR

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Only a Jersey Catholic would premiere a Christmas Special on the first night of Hanukkah. 🕎 And coincidentally the same night @taylorswift13 decides to drop her new album. 💿 So in case you missed it, here’s CONNIE’S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2020: https://t.co/unnwOENZNx

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@FabulousSanchez SEXY!!! When are you coming ovah do we can sip cocoa, crochet, and admire the tree???

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I never tweet. But I’m making a comeback. HELLO!

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@FabulousSanchez WERK!! Can we tweet at each other on the reg plz?

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CONNIE’S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2020: https://t.co/unnwOENZNx

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A giant fly landed on Mike Pence’s head as he discussed race in America cause he was FULL OF SHIT!!! #VPDebate
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@ddtate @Liz_IDC Thank you for the kind words! I am so thrilled you enjoyed it! That was a powerful piece to work on and I agree that @Liz_IDC’s AD was incredibly masterful.

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Dear World,
Send Help.
Sincerely, America

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In the Election of 2020, you can either vote for this century’s Hitler or your creepy uncle. Choose wisely.

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Remind me why we kept the south again? #CivilWar

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THIS 🍬

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@MissMollyPope Betty Brownie

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Can’t tell if my shortness of breath is #coronavirus or me being out of shape.

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@jsacasting 100% down. My wife on the other hand is not an actor and hates having to be my reader. But tough times call for tough measures! Haha.

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Any ideas on how an out of shape almost 40 year old mom can become the next Katniss Everdeen? #COVID19

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@LauraBenanti Same. Must’ve been in the air. Along with the Coronavirus.