Amanda

WFU '20

[Amanda @amanda_connor3]

@CLTWater No warning?? Just shut off the water?

[Amanda @amanda_connor3]

Snapchat finally letting us change the cringe usernames we made in middle school is the only good thing to come out of 2022 so far

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[Amanda @amanda_connor3]

@JoeBrunoWSOC9 @JoeBrunoWSOC9 what time is testing today, 1/5?

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

the unbelievable high of getting a “sorry, I’m running late!” text when you, yourself, are running late

[mimi smartypants @mimismartypants]

Is there anything funnier than when a cozy cat or dog suddenly heaves a big SIGH like dude what could possibly be the matter

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

On the field, Wake Forest QB Sam Hartman is never alone as he carries the memory of his brother, Demitri, with him into every game.

Off the field, Hartman has made it his mission to remind others that they too are not alone.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m a pretty resilient person unless something hard is happening

[Wake Forest University @WakeForest]

See you soon, Class of 2020! #WFU20

[dezza ♊️ @misanthropicc92]

Someone once said Twitter is the sociology seminar where no one has done the reading but everyone is speaking. I think about it all the time.

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

April 2020: working from home sucks
April 2021: if we have to go back to the office full-time I will quit

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

My problem is that if I work out for one day I expect to see results the next day. As I should ! The Fuk!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Very bold of the creator of spinach and artichoke dip to name it that when it’s 95% cheese