Me explaining to my husband whose never watched a single episode of @survivorcbs that @jimmyfallon just made a player vote for themselves for the first time
I was in the middle of watching the @BacheloretteABC finale when I accidentally touched my Roku remote and exited out. When I went back into @hulu the entire season is gone. What happened? Did they get so much backlash that they removed the season?
Wives be like “I’m gonna go grab my water bottle, it’s in the bedroom” and then clean the whole bedroom instead and then walk out of the room forgetting to grab their water bottle. It’s me, I’m wife.
I just remembered that I didn’t get one of the 150 shirts that @DennysDiner was selling on Black Friday that got you free breakfast for a year, and I just got so sad all over. I truly believed I was gonna snag one. The dream is dead.
@itsjojosiwa so we’re you right? When picking out top 12 on SYTYCD you pointed on a specific dancer’s photo and said they would be the winner. Did you get it right? ✨ @DANCEonFOX
@ChipotleTweets what’s happening with your cheese? The last few times I’ve tried to order online or through the app it says the cheese is temporarily unavailable