amanda 🐸

no bummers (she/her)

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

@trixiemattel you know what? hell yeah

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

THINGS ARE GETTING BAD AGAIN

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Char 🩵 SNLnor @TheStorrieFiles]

Cynthia And Ariana are on a completely different press tour than Jonathan Bailey and Jeff Goldboom for Wicked 😭😭

[clare @sadderlizards]

you’re all invited to my dinner

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

@teethfacts your niece and nephew love you dearly ❤️

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

never done anything wrong in his whole life

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

i used to think i never really wanted to have a son when i have kids. However, given the genuine mother-daughter SPATS i get in with my two girl animals as opposed to the obsession I have with my baby boy, i fear i may lean heavily into being a Boy Mom.

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

we’re obsessed with each other but she can also be such a bitch

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

i’m unfriending now while i’m drunk b4 i start overthinking it

[amanda 🐸 @amanda_e_day]

what does the sound a doodie makes?

[ً @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable