Amanda

[Amanda @amanda_ferner]

My five year old having a while skin care routine is definitely something….

[Amanda @amanda_ferner]

I’m sure it’s easy to be a perfect mom when you never actually sought out the interventions your child needed and haven’t had to face hard questions. Easy to be perfect when you never acknowledge your child’s issues.

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

Remember that he had Donald Trump on his podcast and actively endorsed him

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Such non-political acts as portraying an integrated kiddie pool in the year 1969

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

The 2nd Amendment is scaring the Nazis because they didn't realize it let black people do it too

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

A girl placed 5th at a swim meet and now it’s all our problem

[Amanda @amanda_ferner]

I am begging Yall to ask google one fucking question before you come on the internet sounding this fucking stupid.

[Amanda @amanda_ferner]

30 is not old. That’s all.

[Amanda @amanda_ferner]

Ripping out real tiles and putting up peel and stick is fucking psychotic.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Oh.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just in case you think this guy ever felt any remorse at all

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I vividly remember watching it live on CNN and hearing Jake Tapper say something like "don't ever forget what you are watching right now because someday soon Trump and his sycophants will tell you it didn't actually happen."

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

referring to someone who may have been sexually assaulting little girls on a private island as ‘being handsy with somebody twenty years ago” is insanity. she’s so fucking vile.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

It’s almost like studying history, science, and civics makes people question what they were conditioned to believe

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

So now exercising your First Amendment rights gets you labeled a domestic terrorist. This is straight-up fascism, and it won’t stop here. It eventually expands to include almost anything the administration doesn’t approve of.

[Amanda @amanda_ferner]

Queen I think the closet is glass. Be so damn for real.

[The spotlight sugar @Hillz_Standard]

brooooo, remove sex from a relationship and you'll discover that 99% of women have actually nothing to offer.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Shane Gillis nails it: immigration is serious policy, not content. If you have to make deportations into jokes and TikToks, you’re admitting you can’t defend what you’re doing on the merits. Serious governments don’t need punchlines.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Unfortunately every single one of these are hilarious

[Joe @JoePostingg]

"My coworker was super cordial until I kind of sort of tried to murder them" is genuinely a very funny thing to complain about