amanda

They call me blondie💋

[amanda @amanda_lee29]

You must’ve never worked there lmao

[Cortney Hyman @Cortney_annH]

Studies show that it is physcially impossible to be in a bad mood whilst inside a Buffalo Wild Wings

[amanda @amanda_lee29]

she’s the water bender?

[Christie @AuthorXoXiee]

Sokka has no kids, Bumi has no kids. But Kya not having kids is the talk of the town because she's a lesbian. Fuck all of you.

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[amanda @amanda_lee29]

@parhloumahrukh Marketing

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[🌹African Doll @AfricanDoll__]

A great man is just an average woman

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[K @iiamkrshn]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Get your vaccines, abort your children, smoke weed, hate the government

[Iris 0️⃣ @13DutchSwiftie]

no thoughts. just: ❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩🥂🪭🔒💯⭐️❤️‍🔥💃🏼🕺🪩

[sol ❤️‍🔥 @soleisdaylight]

I swore my loyalty to me, myself, and I, right before you lit my sky up

[REY @AOTY2024]

Swifties who liked The Life Of A Showgirl raise your hands

[amanda @amanda_lee29]

the planes flying to ohare are like slow shooting stars, does that count?

[Public Universal Friend @BRATZULA]

Idk if my brain can actually comprehend the amount of light pollution this causes.. have they ever seen the stars?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Many studies suggest a major cause of autism is the mutated sperm of elderly fathers, but in a centuries old tradition (see everything from schizophrenia to eating disorders), men have decided to blame women for taking Tylenol while pregnant (despite no valid supporting studies).

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry”

“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”

“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”

“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”

You see what’s happening, right?

[amanda @amanda_lee29]

That should go without saying actually..

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we can’t post banger memes 💥