joel osteen

I’m like really funny.

[joel osteen @amanda_pls_]

💕

[Mary @mxryboo]

found my future husband

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[Miilato @miiilato]

hearing a rumor about yourself that's completely true so now you have to investigate how it got out:

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

My brother in Christ is that concrete

[tear @tearrxv]

If you’re too bubbly they will kill you and steal your light

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[goma @soigomaa]

Can somebody explain why society taught us to shame prostitutes.. but not the MEN paying for them?

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[weenie hut jr’s @suction4IDs]

🤔

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You know the country is in a bad place when celebrities have to fund social services because the President won’t.

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said "i don't walk away to teach ppl a lesson i walk away when I've learned mine" quote of the yearrrr

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse