amanda

magnificently cursed

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

RIP Juice Box

[Henry Burke @burkehenryt]

The Republican post-election plan:

[Bill Scher @billscher]

JD Vance yesterday: "We have to stop getting so offended at every little thing in the United States of America. I'm so over it."

[Sammy James🔺 @HebHammer94]

Yankees being down 3-0 in the World Series with the only source of inspiration left being the 2004 Red Sox is my kind of humor

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

What do you mean you’re on your way to “cancel out your husband’s vote?” You should be on your way to the courthouse. Divorce babe. Divorce.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

MICHIGAN
51,463 Votes for Stein
10,704 Trump’s lead over Clinton

PENNSYLVANIA
49,941 Votes for Stein
44,292 Trump’s lead over Clinton

WISCONSIN
31,072 Votes for Stein
22,748 Trump’s lead over Clinton

Never forget what voting “third-party” gets you.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

You still want to come back??

[big seb @sabzsgizo]

Rookie numbers 😤😤😤

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

"i wish i had a sibling"

average sibling experience:

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

No better alarm clock than a blue alert amirite

[belle !! @_mirrorbelle]

WE GET IT VANCE UR MOM HAD A DRUG ADDICTION i would have one too if i had to live with u omfg

[Whiskey Hotel Alpha Tango @Chadonlychad]

Ron DeSantis has declared a state of, “we’re gonna need that socialism” due to weather.

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Married women also get abortions

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Googling “why does my period make me feel ____” gets you three articles that Are like “while this phenomenon hasn’t been studied…” and 50 Reddit threads of women discussing identical symptoms and timelines who have taught themselves biochemistry