If the @Dodgers come back and win 3 straight in the #NLCS, I’ll buy 2 World Series tickets & flights for someone who retweets this. You and a friend will join my wife and me for a game in Arlington. 🙌🏻
LET’S GO @DODGERS!!! You got this!!!
When Miley said “I allowed so many people to just come and add their toxic fucking breathe to my air, and suck out the life of my space. And I am over that” I FELT THAT @callherdaddy
Red Rocks ❤️ I never thought this would be possible. Can’t tell you guys enough how much I love you. Thank you for always supporting me through thick and thin #illenials#ascendtour 📷: @rukes
Remember:
1. The Amazon is burning
2. The Arctic's on fire
3. The Oceans are boiling
4. The Coral reefs are dying
5. Greenland is melting
6. Permafrost is collapsing
7. Antarctica is heating
8. Ecosystems are crashing
9. Earth is turning to desert
10. Emissions are accelerating
In Tampa, New Years resolutions don’t start until after gaspy. The whole city shuts down and releases all of its demons to cleanse itself of all of its sins. Then everyone wakes up the next day confused and a different person. It’s almost like the purge
Things people worry about:
-Banning Christmas songs.
-How many genders there are
-the Kardashians
-Kneeling
-Being offended
Things people should worry about:
-Human trafficking
-Vaccinating your children
-School shootings
-Equality
-Literally anything else.
*Gets asked "how ya doin" at work*
My Brain:
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Me:
"Living the dream"