amanda ♡

stunt it

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

I see you are drinking light beer. Is that cause you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking craft if you wanted to

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

@RPtheSheriff Ayyy

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

My least favorite moment was when I was taking to a girl at a bar and we found out we had mutuals and said “oh you’re THAT AMANDA???” Fml I’m.... anxious

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

Aloha and good evening I just wanted to let y’all know I ate $33 (two pounds) worth of these cookies by myself. And I’m not proud. But these are delicious.

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

@RPtheSheriff Whaaaat who was it

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

Chiro said I have a rib popped out of place no wonder I’m in a bad mood lately ha ha ha 🙃

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

“you got this. you can work 5 days. you can do this for the rest of your life until you die.”

[david. @meltdouwn]

how do they even install these ..

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

Big sad all the time

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

[Jordan Whitley @jayy_whit]

You ever think back to how an ex treated you and just wonder wtf is wrong with you and why you put up with that shit? Like... how much did I completely hate myself at that point in my life that I let another human treat me and speak to me that way? 🤯🤯

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

@RPtheSheriff It was 🥺

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

My least favorite thing about Hawaii is I’m 5 hours behind the people I wanna talk to in the good part of the year then time change and I’m SIX HOURS BEHIND and no one to talk to

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

Every time someone follows me on Instagram I stalk myself to make sure I look cool and I do indeed look cool as forrrkkkkk

[🦫 ᔕᗩᖇᗩᕼ 🦫 @rodentsheriff]

im no dermatologist but i believe humans are not meant to have a 17 step long skincare routine that costs $1000 a month

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

@RPtheSheriff Hot

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

@Jettadiah Nah works cited or nah

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

@RPtheSheriff You? Silly? Never

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

I rly like it when guys cross their arms and use their hands to make their muscles bigger and think we don’t know or maybe they know we know but it’s just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

[amanda ♡ @amandaaaanic]

“Large transaction alert” front mint (that’s run by TurboTax)....yes........ taxes. Thanks for reminding me.