Amanda Robinson

ER nurse and fan of cheesy jokes and wine

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

She then went up to two friends who ran into each other and haven’t seen each other in a while and said “uhm that’s not 6 feet”. Conclusion: I hate people

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

She then proceeded to say “uhm excuse me that’s not 6 feet”. Excuse me but neither was the bench you CHOSE to sit on and also I’m so happy that you have enough N95’s to go to the gym while healthcare workers are resuing/ re processing them

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

A couple of days ago I was at the gym and a lady wearing an N95 mask sat at the bench right next to the one I was already at (probably 3-4 feet away). She was getting a different weight and I went up to grab a weight next to her...

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

Pray for your friends who no longer have eyelashes.... we are not ok

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

@__mirandaa Look at us all grown 😭

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

It’s officially been a year since I’ve closed on my house 😭 I feel old

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

@melissajlg09

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

@keeleyyF Really brought me down for a minute lol

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

Threw my self into a mini depression today when I mopped the floors for the second time in 3 days since the dogs dragged in mud from the rain. Is this what life is? Cleaning over and over until you die?

[Blankzy @Blankzy_]

I lost it when he licked his hand

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

@mckenziemilbern Yes

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

Life update: my 90 pound dog just pawed my face and my have potentially given me a black eye. Stay tuned

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

I can’t stop laughing 🤣
https://t.co/MMvpHLpEOI

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

Jack keeps going up to the doors of my extra rooms and barking at them and I’ve never been more convinced that I have ghosts

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

All I wanted after one of the most brutal shifts I’ve had in a while was a barbacoa burrito from Josie’s and they were closed...... will probably mope about it for 2-3 business days

[rosie 🪼 @marroquin_rosie]

i hope my kids r this stupid

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

Today while looking at my bank account/ paying bills I realized my parents were right.... you really do have a lot of extra money when you bring food from home instead of eating out. Who woulda thought

[Amanda Robinson @amandaaarob]

Finalrofinsihed game of thrones and now I feel like my life has no meaning.... I’m about to start it from the beginning