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Because filing a police report is really what I want to be doing at 4:30am

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Actually laughing at how hilarious my life is 🙃

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What's red, white, and sore all over?? ......Me..... the answer is Me....

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From the words of my step father "there's no fucking pleasing ladies, they're all fucking retarded" #wisdom

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It's 5:21 and I just got into bed and I'm contemplating what my life is and yeah that's all

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UPDATE: I didn't say black cock 🍆 #1down #4togo

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Going on 106.9 tonight and I hope I don't say "black cock" on air again.

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I'm in the running to win @skinnymetea! Oh yeah uhuhhhhhhh

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Win The Ultimate Detox Kit for you and a friend! Prize value $750! enter here: https://t.co/v9W8DHKBdQ

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Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

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"The crust is the healthiest part of your toast." @7biviano @WisdomOFlogan @AndreaLimburg #thxalotmom

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Slow thunderous clap for Laura everyone

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"Daiquiris are delicious"

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I don't think I've ever had something that described my current situation so well...

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I mean I've been watching Dragons Den for 5 hours what do you want from me ??