αmαndα αlboum

thirty something with dreams of seeing the world with wide eyes

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

The countdown is officially over. 🎉

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's OK to love America.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Kristen Cavallari and Andy Cohen think Spencer Pratt will be the next Mayor of LA.

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@USDA @WhiteHouse @grok what brand of cowboy hats are they wearing?

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@Matt_Pinner

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

This is the turning point. 🇺🇸

[Andy Hatfield @andyhat54]

@piersmorgan

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

I tried. I tried so hard @USPS to keep sending snail mail during the year and Christmas cards and whatnot. But I can’t anymore… 78 cents a stamp with 4 more raises coming in the next two years. Saddddddd

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@Wendys my flabbers are gasted at the price of a small soda

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@News12NJ What do you have against dental hygiene? Who hurt you?

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@seanmohen @njdotcom Oh dear

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@AskTSA my precheck went through as my maiden name instead of my legal married name. How should I go about fixing this?

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

Just here to let everyone know if you ask for white wine on a @united flight you get $12 wine in a can 🤢

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

@Sharonpiazza omg

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Your chance of being attacked by a squirrel is low, but never zero.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Memo to the press:

When a president is elected by the People and then does what he promised to do, that’s democracy.

When a president is thwarted by unelected bureaucrats, that’s oligarchy.

President Trump refuses to bend the knee to that oligarchy. Buckle up!

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

.@JDVance was created in a laboratory to wreck legacy media talking heads

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

Eighty years ago today, over 7,000 prisoners of the German Nazi camp #Auschwitz, including some 700 children, were liberated by the soldiers of the Soviet Army.

1,689 days of murder, pain, suffering, and humiliation were over.
Today, we all remember. We must keep remembering.

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

Anyone else’s kid ask for snacks while they’re literally already actively chewing food? Just mine?

[αmαndα αlboum @amandaapplebeee]

I spent $5.32 on an orange juice today. #EWR

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

BTS of President Trump's Time Magazine "Person of the Year" photoshoot