Amanda Bond

BA in Economics from McMaster University; MPP from the University of Toronto. Love talking current events, antiques and travel

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

My friend is a history teacher. She's compiling a list of great historical figures and she needs a male to add to the list. Suggestions?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Who will be the next to go?!
#TheCelebrityAppresident
#DeathToMoochy

[KB @kbnoswag]

Me: I want ice cr-

Girl who studied abroad: the gelato in Italy is soooo much better than ice cream. Trust me, I've been to Italy

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

love u @iamjohnoliver https://t.co/vhj2OJl1Ns

[TIME @TIME]

John Oliver wonders if Donald Trump Jr. is too dumb to know what's happening https://t.co/2hnTq0fRJb

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

Co-worker walked in on me mid-boomerang and covered her eyes as if she walked in on me in the nude

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

7 days.

#WinterIsHere

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

"Being called a policewoman doesn't bother me at all, because I know it covers both women and men," Andrew, male policewoman, age 40

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

Me when I recently realized that uber drivers gave passenger ratings

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

received a voicemail from a UK number but it was just an eldery woman who, after several seconds, whispered "this is ridiculous" and hung up

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

omg this headline

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

When ur so used to writing workplace emails that u use "Please find attached" and "Please note" in an email to your grandpa

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

"yabby dabby do," Flintstone whispered, violently dabbing left and right, tears filling his eyes in the crowded club.

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

Is this the real life? is this just fantasy? https://t.co/afjLCU4edl

[Mike Quigley @RepMikeQuigley]

My Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement or #COVFEFEAct expands Presidential Records Act to include social media.

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

Accidentally gasped during a teleconference when I saw news that @PhilCollinsFeed was rushed to hospital

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

An actual text I actually just received from my actual mother about her neighbours

[. @swordsjew]

Some Women Are Not Happy About A Men-Only Committee To Reshape American Healthcare https://t.co/7Az2Y2yD5M

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

@jackantonoff i love you & your music. are you going to be headlining your own north american tour soon?

[Amanda Bond @amandabondd]

It is 3:30pm on a Friday and I JUST realized Monday was a holiday. Sweet Hallelujah

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

May I Have This Dance - Francis and The lights & Chance The Rapper