Amanda

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

GO BIRDS 🦅

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

woke up to pee checked twitter and a war has commenced

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

this is no longer winter

this is harassment

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!!!!

[charlotte @jukeboxbarbie]

i love february i love valentine's day i love love i love pink and red i love hearts and heart shaped things i love teddy bears i love roses and i love handwritten love letters

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[Ryan Nobles @ryanobles]

You know the weather is awful when you are seriously looking forward to it being 30 degrees.

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

whoever said 5° is better than 102° better be sitting outside enjoying it today

[daeja ⋆ @lcveslucy]

people who had so much to say about ch*rlie k*rk suddenly having nothing to say about the brutal murders carried out by ICE the selective outrage/empathy is very telling…

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero

[Tyler 🧀 @CheeseheadTy]

We’re being desensitized.

Don’t lose your empathy.

Watching people die on your phone isn’t normal.

Remember to take breaks, take care of yourselves, your loved ones and your community.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok Ngl that’s enough winter for me let’s wrap this up

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

sometimes you just wanna go to Dave & Buster’s. sometimes you just wanna waste money being bad at skee ball. sometimes you just wanna scarf down subpar mozzarella sticks & guzzle a full pitcher of Diet Coke. sometimes you just wanna spend $100 on tickets that earn you a slinky

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

"If we get rid of ICE how will we enforce immigration?" I simply do not give a fuck about doing that. Countries and borders are fake and regulating human movement is violence.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

anyone supporting ICE or this evil administration is morally rotten. to be brainwashed to the point where you’re incapable of seeing other people as humans is evil. you are evil people.

[zay dante @zaydante]

fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck anyone who supports those murderous pigs