Amanda Kaiser

why i oughta...

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

now i can't tweet bc i do it so rarely that anything i say will appear to be significant

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

The Body of Christ. Sleek, swimmer's body all muscled up and toned. The body of Christ, oh Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

i just think fear-based @youtube ads are great for mental health

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

https://t.co/4vxC51Svwt

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

coolest name ive heard yet = suzette

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

but then, what is a good word for followers that doesn't hold symbolic dissonance? admirers? devotees?

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

calling people your followers is awkward

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

best not to think what happens to all those oranges that roll behind my fridge

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

literally fixed a girl's tiara today

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

now when i look at the sun i think about aperture blades

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

wait, zero 7, is sia?

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

how loud are the drums of war? https://t.co/D4sY8jpe4c

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

seasons go and seasons come, steady as the beating drum

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So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

after a 14 hour day yesterday, having my wellness combo of v8, bone broth, calcium / magnesium / zinc, vitamin c / rose hips and saying a prayer for my immune system

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

i asked my employer to change from fluorescent to incandescent lights and he happily made the switch

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

the intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. we have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. - albert einstein

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

need to start watching carmen san diego longplays again

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

Stupid girl https://t.co/Oz4xweubVk

[Amanda Kaiser @amandaddy_]

Stellaluna's eyes widened. "I'm not upside down, you are!"
"Ah, but you're a bat. Bats hang by their feet. I'm a bat.That makes me right side up!"
Stellaluna: "Mama Bird told me I was upside down. She said I was wrong."
"Wrong for a bird, maybe, but not for a bat."