Amanda Edwardson

[jodie @jodieegrace]

yes I’m lactose intolerant. yes I drink non-dairy milk instead of cow milk. yes I constantly eat regular cheese and ice cream with zero disregard for the consequences. we exist.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Minnesota made. #Skol

[Natalie Soper @natsoapp]

I’m so f’n paranoid about all the sex trafficking like if I’m being followed for more than 3 blocks? calling the cops. I see someone more than once in the same day? 911 hellooo! You look at me weird? Pepper spray in my back pocket

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “Oh no you’re fine” as a response to “Sorry.”

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i don’t make the rules but the funniest people are either gay, have daddy issues, or had a shitty childhood

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

a message to my haters:
brick wall waterfall girl you think you got it all ya dont i do SO BOOM with that attitude peace punch captain crunch ive got something you cant touch BANG BANG choo choo train wind me up ill do my thang reeses pieces 7up mess with me ill mess you up

[Riv2️⃣1️⃣ @River_Romine]

My boyfriend made fun of me for crying when my dog died... rt if u think I need a new bf

[Amanda Edwardson @amandaedwardson]

@KrappBrooke Awh, thanks girl ❤️ you too!!

[Amanda Edwardson @amandaedwardson]

@KrappBrooke That’s why I’m going tomorrow at 5am 😍😍💪🏻 completely agree with ya 110%

[Bailey @Bailey_Hunter24]

Waitress: “Sorry the kid’s menu is only for 10 and under.”

Me: “First of all, I am a child of God, so I’ll take the chicken tenders and Mac and Cheese please.”

[zach davis @rockme_ImaDavis]

"Why do Vikings fans say Skol no one even knows what it means it's so dumb"

It is a Scandinavian word for cheers, good health, and prosperity used when toasting to your fellow warrior brethren you uncultured Neanderthal why the fuck do you put a piece of dairy on your head

[Syd @s_kerekes]

My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes.

Dating is rough.