amanda 🦦

23 ✨ she/her ✨ i have so much to say

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

*me at the pearly gates*
St. Peter: yea u were just too excitable.. mhmm mhmm i kno it’s not written as a sin in the bible but cmon.. yea i kno that isn’t fair but it is what it is, u gotta get down there

[paige @BonerWizard]

MiraLAX is abortion for your poop

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

NANCY
CAROLINE CASH 02.22.26

[Kat Pettibone ✌🏻♥️ @kat__writes]

Pick it up to series, cast Leighton Meester (because no one else could EVER) and open with news of her divorce from Chuck.

[barb @wilmontouch]

congrats to olivia dean on her well deserved bna grammy win 🙂‍↕️

[rune sword @runesword1]

i will not make any decisions until my woke eunuch has advised me

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

thank you to my mayor for saving me #$60
please colonize washington dc

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.

Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.

[mora🐞 @LT48LUVR]

montreal victoire your terrible power play and penchant for passing the puck back and forth has captivated me

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The Algorithm Is My God and if He has decided that I must see unending discourse on the personal lives of the heated rivalry actors then there must be a Message I am here to receive

[mouly @moulnn]

https://t.co/30WvlDgoR8

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

i don’t even like it that much but it’s so my brand that it feels evil to see my enemies enjoying it

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

everyone who has ever wronged me should be banned from watching heated rivalry

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

This tweet having only 89k likes is completely absurd to me, I'm sorry. I had tweets this year do double these numbers and none of you ever even saw them. This tweet should be outside courthouses instead of the Ten Commandments

[sky ✧˖°⭑˖ @stoppedbysilovs]

dylan strome liking a mcstrome edit to dorothea in the year 2025 ok yeah cool im so normal about this

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

when he popped up on screen I literally felt like a mother finally seeing her child after a long summer away at camp.... absence really does make the heart grow fonder

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

.@BarackObama My wife is hitting me in a Arbys bathroom

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

Spotify wrapped made note that starting june 23, i listened to fresh out the slammer every day for ten days….

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

inga ibsdotter lilleaas should win best supporting actress

[amanda 🦦 @amandaendme]

@sammisilber @KITKAT you have to keep it up now!