Growing up when it was ramen noodle Saturdays I would volunteer to make some for me and Abigail bc I could put 2 packs in the pan and then split 3/4 to 1/4 when it hit the bowls and pretend like I didn’t realize
I’m winding through Whole Foods, making competitive eye contact with every employee knowing they rejected my application to be a Shopping Assistant 2 years ago 👀
Anyone else see someone they randomly knew for like a year of life get engaged on IG and think, “hehe I wonder if they’ll invite me to the wedding heheheh?”