Amanda Green

You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more? -Kevin McCallister

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I sincerely wish I enjoyed football.

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Feels like it’s time for the annual True Detective S1 rewatch.

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I’m pissed Dallas cowboys cheerleaders only get paid $400 per game.

[casey @__caseygreen__]

@amandagreen__ welcome back

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME

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Showed husband this vintage tweet.
Me: you know his name now right?
Him: yea, it’s Ricky right?

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Adult twins are weird

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Labradoodles are cheugy

[korey kuhl @koreykuhl]

I guess I just don’t believe that Emma Gerber’s hairdo “must’ve taken hours”

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Uncuh gaaaaams, doyouknowwhatimean? Things like thaaaa

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Seriously why were they such dicks to Meredith in #TheFamilyStone

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Was everyone cruella devile for Halloween

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@GergSays You’re preaching to the choir. (Women’s section in grade school)

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I love the gif of Elijah wood morphing into Daniel Radcliffe

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Billy Joel is 5’5.

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I still think about this.

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Maxey is adorbs

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@shay_redding_ I like how you call her Cait