a man duh

[a man duh @amandaheathh]

@bwellezy 7 am thoughts

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

Dave Foldes is keeping outdoor dining open at Cronie’s Sports Grill in Agoura Hills. He says his staff can’t survive without it, and he doesn’t have the heart to lay them off before Christmas. He says @lapublichealth just pulled his permits, & fined him $1,500 today. @FOXLA

[zae @itszaeok]

zendaya transitioned from disney arguably better than any other ex act.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

no questions at this time. he’s literally just vibing

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I love how hard Trader Joe’s goes for Fall. Sept 1 hits and their store turns into an absolute shrine for pumpkin spice. Starbucks changes one item on their menu? HAHAH we change our entire store. Bagels? Pumpkin spice. Tuna salad? Pumpkin spice. Our employee Dave? Pumpkin spice

[Danny @DVN13L_]

White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

I CANT BELIEVE WE STAYED UP AND SCREAMED HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR THIS BULLSHIT

[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

:)

[a man duh @amandaheathh]

@JakeBassette Rip golf course

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

everyone: fuck literally how could this year get any worse

2020:

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me when i look in the mirror after my 1000 degree shower

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

[GL @gldivittorio]

January was three months, February was one month but also had Valentines Day, March is a year, and the last 10 days has been their own year separate from the rest of March's year

[a man duh @amandaheathh]

@the_jonmeister We don’t have a cat

[Jamie Baker @jamie12baky]

Imagine:you graduate from NPHS. You end up on the Bachelor and get a hometown date. You take him to Cronies to get a schooner. You end up at Tipsy where you drink too many white claws and u lose him. You reunite outside at 2am and then uber to McDonald’s. You don’t get a rose

[Iz’ @iz_xoa]

The iPhone alarm is serious bad vibes.

[esme @killbiill]

wait this actually fits-