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[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

Got boys wrapped around my finger like a fucking Pringle -Steph continued

[jenny jen jen @jenmacc_]

“My vaginas tight like a fucking banana peel”- stephs freestyle rap

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

There's no worse day of the year than the day after the Super Bowl. The realization that we don't have a football game that matters for 214 days stinks. Absolutely stinks.

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

@jenmacc_ You’ll have to come here and convince them to come back with you 👍🏼

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

@jenmacc_ I FUCKING MISS YOU TOO

[sami tansel @samiliebig]

All you girls who lay out every day and go on trips every week and go out every night..how!!!??? where do you work!!!!?? what’s your source of income!!! asking for myself

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

@jenmacc_ I thought so too I wish I could teleport to you

[Kevin Negandhi @KevinNegandhi]

Let’s get one thing straight about Philly fans and the booing. We boo cause we actually care. We’re invested in what is going on. I’d rather be a part of that than being apathetic and unattached. In the end, we’re fiercely loyal to people who care about the game as much as we do.

[commy mommy @Ness_Qwikk]

*Trigger Warning*

JACOB WALTER ANDERSON former president of Phi Delta Theta drugged, gagged, & repeatedly raped his victim til she lost consciousness. He got a $400 fine & will not have to register as a sex offender. Twitter please spread his name & face & fucking ruin him!

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

@yooitschuck

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

@yooitschuck Kurt takes the gold

[Felicity @FlossAus]

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

[The Common Man @tcm97]

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and just been like FUCK

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

@yooitschuck

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

I gotta stop watching sad movies before I go to bed because then I go to bed all sad

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

My dad so graciously filled my gas tank up.....10 minutes later it’s still pumping and he made a friend 🙄

[amandakeppel @amandakeppel]

I love driving past the radnor train station. The train arrives and everyone who was walking to the train is now running like their life depends on it