Amanda Kespohl

Florida lawyer by day, fantasy writer by night. Also, I fight crime on the weekends. See also: @Plottymouths.

[Amanda Kespohl @AmandaKespohl]

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[Amanda Kespohl @AmandaKespohl]

@JDVance I can 100% promise you, God is not looking down on you with anything approaching approval. If you've even read the Bible, He's probably wondering about your reading comprehension.

[Amanda Kespohl @AmandaKespohl]

Want to see what kind of "fine" merchandise you can get from #OnwardGiants? One pic is what I ordered--engraved silver, enamel, normal decanter size--and one is what I got--a glorified carnival prize made with stickers.

[Amanda Kespohl @AmandaKespohl]

@KoiPuff @ProteanDream @dirtbagqueer ... For instance, all that stuff about Hawke in the Fade, as foretold by Flemmeth... It meant nothing. And I hate the exposition just raining down on my head. All telling, little if any showing. You learned about past characters by participating actively in their stories.

[Amanda Kespohl @AmandaKespohl]

@ProteanDream @dirtbagqueer I'm with you on this. I'm a writer, and playing the previous DA games was a delight. Well-rounded characters, meaningful choices, compelling plot twists, genuinely murky moral choices... This has none of that. It feels flat. Not to mention that previous games have no effect. ...

[Amanda Kespohl @AmandaKespohl]

I like how Chappell Roan's music is basically a lesbian recruiting campaign. "Ladies, do you find relationships with men physically and emotionally unsatisfying? Then find out why lesbianism may be right for you!" 😘 😉

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

For the 50,000th time killing babies is illegal in every single goddamn state

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fun Fact: This is the first time many Americans will hear JD Vance's voice not on a podcast hosted by a neo-Nazi

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I had no idea that Kamala Harris is already president.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Vance is mad that he just got factchecked by moderator Margaret Brennan over the legality of Haitian migrants in Springfield.

Think about the world we live in - where Republicans openly get MAD at the prospect of FACTCHECKING.

Tells you everything.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

JD Vance said we have the cleanest economy in the world.

We don’t. Sweden does, followed by Finland, Costa Rica, Denmark and Switzerland.

The U.S. is 34th.

#VPDebate

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I am an undecided voter. Do I go with the slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic, or the nice man who wants to give us healthcare.

[🌻 Emily Brandwin 🌻 @CIAspygirl]

I can't focus on Vance, I keep wondering how many Sephora points he has

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

BOOM. Jessica Tarlov just wiped the floor on Fox after her colleagues promoted lies about President Biden’s hurricane response: “And there’s only one president who has denied relief to states…Trump denied 99% of what North Carolina wanted.” She is so good

[Strange Horizons @strangehorizons]

Strange Horizons is open to fiction submissions!

There will be a 1,000 story cap on submissions. Once we receive 1,000 stories, we’ll close our portal.

See our fiction guidelines for more information:

https://t.co/UBADzngQG9

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

JD Vance is blaming immigrants for fentanyl, and he brought up his mom's addiction.

Baby, your mama stole drugs at her nursing job in a hospital in Ohio. No immigrant had a part in that. The trash is in your home. No need to blame the border. #VPDebate

[panken - tumblr: /pankendev @pankendev]

"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

Today’s update also brings both Hotfix #26 and now Hotfix #27 to all platforms!

Catch up on the latest patch notes here: https://t.co/b3LjcjVK5x

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

The outcome of this election should not be decided by debates. It should be decided by the fact that one of the candidates is a bigoted lunatic.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It’s long been time for JD Vance to be held to account for harming the people of Springfield with the lies he admitted to spreading. Tim Walz did it tonight.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

VANCE: “The rules were you guys weren’t gonna fact check.”

Welp, there’s your sound bite