Nick Jack Pappas

Today you, tomorrow me.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

One of my favorite things about tonight is that Elon Musk spent 474 million dollars to be a sad loser.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

@heavypulp Congrats! This is shit

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Feds are not charging Vance Boelter with domestic terrorism.

To summarize:

Spray painting a Tesla - Terrorism

Writing out a list of targets and slaughtering Democrats in their homes - Not Terrorism

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Trump announced a 25% tariff on all cars not made in the U.S.

So now it's a bad time to buy a car, a bad time to buy a house, a bad time to buy groceries, a bad time to find a job, and a bad time to go to school.

America is back!

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

In this picture, at least 15 people are escorting Luigi Mangione in NYC after extradition.

There's about $50,000 of tactical gear surrounding him. No bulletproof vest on Mangione.

Glad the NYPD and FBI are keeping us safe. Your tax dollars at work.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Update for those asking:

• There wasn’t workers comp. He owned an LLC business. Owners were rarely covered.

• No harness. Barely used in the 80s. OSHA regulations didn’t change until the 90s.

• He sued and won, but the contractor filed for bankruptcy.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

What radicalized me against the US healthcare system?

My father is a roofer. He was asked him to inspect a roof another roofer did.

From the ground, my dad knew it was shoddy work, but he was asked to go up anyway.

He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.

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I'll always be grateful to Obama for getting the ACA passed. I'll always be grateful to John McCain for his dramatic thumbs down vote when Trump tried to overturn it.

I will never understand how the richest country in the world is so unwilling to take care of its people.

[Melissa Turkington @Leftovers_Movie]

You know it’s almost Election Day when the Sesame Street characters have to run a coordinated campaign to keep us from doing another Civil War.

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https://t.co/GDryGTIXYl

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A Texas teen tested positive for sepsis, but was cleared to leave because her fetus still had a heartbeat.

She got worse, but they insisted on 2 ultrasounds before treatment.

She died hours later.

If you have daughters in TX, vote for Allred & Harris. Their lives depend on it.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Vance said there are “25 million illegal aliens.”

As of 2024, there are 11 million undocumented immigrants residing in the United States. And they commit fewer crimes than native-born U.S. citizens.

I’d rather live next to any of them than JD Vance.

#VPDebate2024

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

JD Vance said we have the cleanest economy in the world.

We don’t. Sweden does, followed by Finland, Costa Rica, Denmark and Switzerland.

The U.S. is 34th.

#VPDebate

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Trump: “If I lose, I won’t run again in 2028.”

Trump loses.

Trump running in 2028: “I said I wouldn’t run if I lost. But I won - the election was rigged.”

Repeat every four years until he drops dead.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.