amanda

cat mom • kitten rescuer • ciao baby! • too fucking young to feel so fucking old

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

2 egg 2 b tru

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

Y’all I’ve waited 10 months for this moment and now my concert is TODAY!!!! 😍😍😍

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

LETS FUCKKKIN GO

[G. @_Gdash]

I can’t fake any form of intimacy I have to be in love w you to even give you a hug comfortably

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

forgot to put socks on before i had to show my ID for a delivery and i saw this man take a peek at my toes

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

the way i avoid doing the shit that needs doing all day amazes me

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

I just sneezed and inhaled some of my hair and then gagged all back to back

[Joseph Han @hanjoseph]

Now is a good time as any to say DON’T TRAVEL TO HAWAI‘I or plan a vacation this summer!!

Everyone is being asked to voluntarily conserve 10% water because the Navy poisoned our aquifer with JET FUEL. And yet water usage is still going up slightly.

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

Mom for me but still relatable af

[lizbeth @lizsamxo]

I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

Also, time for another big chop from a mental breakdown 💇🏼‍♀️

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

What should I do with flowers from a fucking cheater?? Man shows up a day late and brings me flowers to make up for it. Turns out he was late because he was at his ex’s the day before 🤡🤡

[prance @bocxtop]

“customer is always right” is so funny, the customer doesn’t know what the fuck is goin on lmao

[elton the cat @orangeofaman]

PEASE NO LOOK A MY TOes

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

No matter how hard I try I always end up clicking the goddamn notify anyways button 🤬

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

A liberal named Brandon needs to run for political office so that I can stop hearing dumbasses say let’s go Brandon, is it supposed to be funny cuz it’s not

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

And no I’m not high

[amanda @amandanicoolee]

I wonder how much of my hair is just chillin in landfills all over the country from being vacuumed up in places I’ve been to