amanda 🛝

probably eating

[amanda 🛝 @amandaniebs]

My mom’s new form of punishment as I turn 20 is not taking my phone or putting soap in my mouth but taking my glasses - my sense of sight - away until I said sorry to my sister for throwing a Hershey’s kiss at her head which seems a little extreme to me

[amanda 🛝 @amandaniebs]

@alanawhitman hi! huge reader, sometimes writer, and continual crocheter 💫

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Me flippin thru the Cheesecake Factory menu

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

a mother, a sister, a lover, a friend, a superstar, a legend, and an idol walk into a bar.
the bartender says "table for one?"

[luwa @halfbloodtrio]

Mind your business Nico don’t know about Percy like that!

[amILLia @seraphsgrace]

not him! never him !!

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

put them on the case immediately

[lys 🪼 (percameth withdrawals) @PerseusJackssn]

society if every single person grew up liking Percy Jackson

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

[lys 🪼 (percameth withdrawals) @PerseusJackssn]

yeouch that Percy Jackson fan to homosexual pipeline really changed the course of my life huh

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

good way to tell that this is a good idea

[amanda 🛝 @amandaniebs]

@s_barrington_ Pictures or I will not simply believe it!

[Teleth꩜n @telethonband]

picture a world where papyrus (the font) was brand new… you’d like it!!!!

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

whenever this mf shows up in an episode of seinfeld u know its about to be a good episode of seinfeld