Amanda Keller

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

@CharlotteBakkka You qualify as a close friend to me

[bass mom @b1tchposse]

Hey sorry I didn't answer your text, I've been second guessing my whole career path, debating all of my friendships and trying to catch up on 20 sum years of sleep loss.

[shauna @ShaunaaStewart]

I wish people could just say how they feel like “hey that hurt my feelings when you did that” or “hi I really miss you & you’ve been on my mind” or “hey I didn’t mean to take that out on you” I feel like there’d be a lot less hurt & a lot more love if people just communicated

[Syd Hubbard @syddhubb]

my pastor said “if ppl take u for granted, it’s a compliment bc it means ur consistent. but while it’s a compliment to u, it’s a danger to them bc what is consistently taken for granted is eventually taken away.” wow

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

@CharlotteBakkka Come to corvo and be sick with me

[Lainie Horne @Lainie_smith_]

I love my country music at the volume where I can’t hear you complaining about it

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

@lieutenantGH @BeaverDam @BeaverMBB No

[relatable @byreIatable]

Wtf do u get ur family for Christmas when they deserve a mansion over looking the ocean in Fiji but u have $3.00 in ur checking account??????

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

@NichBerrigan Me like always, hbd ✌

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

@austinshipley1 This is the most Shipley thing I've ever read

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

@ChiefTitties Hahah 😙❤

[liza ☾ @LizaWagner]

AGD got $300 worth of Taco Bell for our lunch on philanthropy day so idk about y'all but I'm living my best life here

[Johnni Sixx @JohnRuehs]

Due to my friend group, I refuse to get married until I can afford an open bar costing $40,000

[liza ☾ @LizaWagner]

if a boy ever proposes to me i'm gonna look at him & be like "are you sure about this i'm kinda psycho"

[Amanda Keller @amandapkeller]

My mom lost the sponge for the dishes this morning and just informed me she finally found it in the microwave

[Ian Anderson @blog_hard]

*Oregon State continues to lead by example despite incredible amounts of tomfoolery and leave a National Forest cleaner than the Ducks https://t.co/K5CE7JZ3IE