ApandaPortner

Denver Native | Stellar Since Forever

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Can't stop laughing 😂😂 https://t.co/mOjZyGjVTi

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"Okay, now one with the hoods off!"

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Michelle already looking for a trash can.

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@SenSanders keeps doing what you're doing. I watch these senate hearings and smile every time you pose the tough questions. #forthepeople

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Great leaders don't seek power; they're called by necessity, they need you...

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303magazine's photo https://t.co/NhwP43mokz
So beautiful and stormy

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By reading well, one can think the thoughts of the wisest & most interesting human minds throughout all history. ~Kurt Vonnegut

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If you have silly group texts with your family, there's a lot to be grateful for.

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Don't pass guilt onto ppl because you're broke after choosing to do something kind for them. #dontpayifyoubroke

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@KimKardashian Pretty sure #InternationalWomensDay isn't about nude selfies

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@white_crowe HA. HA.

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@white_crowe none noticed lol

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Cerveza tastes like marijuana..coincidence?? #skunky

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Always fighting that #craving of some really terrible snack right before bed

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US Post Office slowest service ever #growingold #longline

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Remember to meditate when you get home from your day; keep people's negativity from sticking to your bones.

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Every Starbucks drink I've ever ordered are at least 4 words haha #wtf #Starbucks #coffee

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"Enjoy new love. If he's the one, you'll always feel the way you do now about him."

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Sometimes thoughts are visible through the eyes and shine through the smile but have no tangible words attached.

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Is it just my family, or is Thanksgiving food bland and tasteless? #whitethanksgiving

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These #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies photos are cracking me up