Amanda

[Amanda @amandariley750]

Essential surgery during a pandemic=less than ideal. Prayers for those patients and families ♥️

[Amanda @amandariley750]

I honestly wonder what Michael Scott would have to say about COVID-19.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@Waylontheman for fuck’s sake, your mom can make a mean butterscotch pie. That shit literally sent me to heaven momentarily.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@LittlejohnLyfe I’m not ashamed.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

And then I wake up at 3 am puking from a hangover from day drinking and I’m like, “I’m gonna be LIVID if I’m pregnant”.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

Guys, sometimes I forget I’m 28 and take care of a baby at work and the parents tell me they’re my age and I’m like “oh crap, they got pregnant so young”. No, Amanda, they did not.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@MsNic_ 100%

[Amanda @amandariley750]

Quick question... who is Bilie Eilish?

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@emileebreann_ Do both

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@shaniataylerrr @Expedia #otherhalf

[Amanda @amandariley750]

Too bad @Expedia lost a customer. Never had a worse customer service experience in my life.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

Super unpopular opinion, but i do not give one single fuck which way the toilet paper goes on the roll (or off the roll) as long as there is some by the toilet.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

My other half and I have to share our locations and check each other on the regular. We have to explain why we aren’t texting back and that we aren’t ignoring each other because we will get mad. My other half is my cousin, not my husband. @shaniataylerrr 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@LittlejohnLyfe She doesn’t know geography 😒

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

“Did I look like Lamar with that juke?"

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@shaniataylerrr Also.. it’s actually coming closer to me. Do what’s best for you. Just because you’re spiraling doesn’t mean that a life change won’t make it better.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@LittlejohnLyfe ♥️♥️♥️

[Jack McCrossan @Jack_McCrossan]

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@LittlejohnLyfe You heard correctly.

[Amanda @amandariley750]

@Chiefs @PatrickMahomes @tkelce @cheetah @sammywatkins @MecoleHardman4 thanks for giving this guy a birthday win! Would tag more of you guys but don’t know your Twitter! #ChiefsKingdom #cometopensacolaandhangoutwithus