Some days I’m a super hero and figure out issues that people have been fighting for ages….other days I put my headphones on the charger backwards and I think it’s broken
#lifeinIT#haveyoutriedturningitoffandbackonagain
@jimmyfallon Growing up, we were always told that if we couldn’t figure out a costume, we would get wrapped in tin foil and go as leftovers
#LastMinuteCostume
@krqe you were talking this morning about how scary of a movie it would be to have giant ants!
It exists! And is filmed and based in New Mexico!
Movie: Them!
Year: 1954
Have fun 🐜
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I always knew being a parent would be crazy, but here’s a couple of phrases I used this week that I never dreamed of:
“Eggs are for eating, not stepping on”
“Thank you for feeding the refrigerator”
#momlife#kidsaresilly
It’s a mixed bag as a kid starts being helpful…
On the one hand, awe so precious that he’s insistent on doing chores 🥰 (no matter how inconvenient it is for me)
On the other hand, he points out crumbs I missed while sweeping 🤦♀️
#boymom#sohelpful#ifeeljudged
I'm need to type up a revised copy of the church bylaws, and I think I might insert something about glitter being forbidden because it is of the devil.
I finally get myself a bowl of food and sit down with it. The little guy climbs up in my lap and folds his hands telling me I need to pray 🥹
I close my eyes and start to pray and quick as lightning he reaches out a hand and snatches a bite 🤦♀️
#cleverboy#sendfood
Today I learned my kid has a future in management…he loves watching us work! And by loves I mean he laughs with joy watching us do manual labor
#boymom#futuremanager
Being slightly introverted and also COVID stir crazy making going to the store a trip….
Me looking at every person hoping I recognize someone
Also me when I do: just keep walking unless they acknowledge me first
#stircrazy#introvertproblems