Amanda Murray

[Amanda Murray @amandascott3]

Twitter for teachers workshop! #STAOT4T

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough. We have to go back tomorrow.

[Today's Parent @Todaysparent]

The benefits of baby sign language - http://t.co/uT7Mept3 Babies as young as 6 months can communicate to their parents through sign language

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"The Big Bang Theory" is the most watched television show in Canada.

[Jim Carrey @arealjimcarrey]

Me: "I want to go on a diet." Food: "LOL no."

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Elephants can move their skin to crush mosquitoes between their rolls of skin.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The first couple to ever be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

[Breakfast Television @breakfasttv]

GO LEAFS GO!!
RT if your a @MapleLeafs fan!!
We're giving away Leafs tix Monday on BT!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I'm so glad the @FLOTUS got bangs. It's gonna be much easier for her to see me win our next push-up competition.

[Nicole Ryan @MashUpNicole]

Just learned a home remedy to clean ur engagement rings and wedding bands....scrub them with glass cleaner with a tooth brush! Wow! 💍

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When you see gnats swarming around at one point in the air, they are actually having a big orgy.

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

"50 Shades of Grey" to be released in hardcover. Originally released in soft cover, after it got all the attention, it got hard.

[PEI Witness News @PEIWitnessNews]

Thomas lost the Golden Globe pool. He thought "Anne of Green Gables" was gonna sweep everything.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The original working title of the show "The Big Bang Theory" was "Lenny, Penny, and Kenny."

[Hewitts Farm Market @HewittsMarket]

On the Ninth day of Christmas Hewitts gave to me:

9 Maple Sugar Candies!

**** Reminder to try and claim your... http://t.co/2KS4FgZM

[Hewitts Farm Market @HewittsMarket]

On the seventh day of Christmas Hewitts gave to me:

7 Flavours of Hot Chocolate!

Simply "share" this post... http://t.co/RhEjAuRh

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There are enough restaurants in New York City for one person to eat out every night for 54 years and never visit the same place twice.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The word “twat” actually originates from an old Norse word meaning “cut, slit or forest clearing.”