amanda assimenios♡

• studying to argue for a living • jahvaun de'andre carriere rip♡

[Plaine Blaine @PlaineBlaine]

Screaming “Get her away from me” as she chased that poor woman around the store is one thing. But the positioning of the purse to catch her head as she slowly “faints” has me in literal tears! Abigail Elphick ain’t sh*t for this. 🤣😭🤣😭

[rori 🫧 @roricait]

then this bitch #AbigailElphick rly tried to claim she has a panic disorder. i have a panic disorder. i can assure you, i’m not chasing my trigger if i’m having an active panic attack. fuck this lady for trying to use mental health as an out for this dumbassery.

[scoobert doobert @RodrigHoe]

My brother has a fire drill tomorrow on zoom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[raf @underknoll]

messaged a girl “i like ur photo wall!” in zoom class and she turned off her camera

[ً @TweetXan_]

Men say “don’t start” and women hear “are you ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????”

[justin @farringt0n]

the sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation

[madi magdalene  @hottropica]

my brain is so empty they’re putting up a spirit halloween up there

[D @DariusSavy]

these online classes gotta let these group projects go bruh

[the blueprint 💙🅿️ @osamabinpopping]

mutually spoiling each other >>>>>>

[Sunset Diviner ♐️ @DrGMcLovin]

Who else is it gonna be ?

[kathy 🍉 @LACTAlD]

Shawty a lil saddie

[erica 🌞✨ @poverica]

unpopular opinion but you can’t use bad mental health as a scapegoat if your actions make someone else feel shit you need to take accountability and say sorry properly

[Clownlito @clownlito]

I wish corona virus started in Las Vegas cuz what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

[sam 🫡 @samhcarr0ll]

I hung out w some kids at Harvard once and I asked this drunk girl what her major was and she was like “that’s how I know u don’t go here we call them ~concentrations~” ok and?? I see you falling over, concentrate on standing up

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

do u ever look at someone and just think chipotle sounds good rn

[Ellesse🇯🇲 @Ell_RX]

I’m here for it