amanda j.✨

you could politely describe me as “a bit much”

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Please watch my video https://t.co/UNVH4gkisw

[jeff ꕤ @arianaprodutora]

me mijo que eles criaram um personagem chamado jesse pra ser par romântico da rachel só pro finn cantar jessie's girl

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

@sansbready ew yikes

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

@spaceshipearrth guess what i was watching someone do lmao

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

my hot take is that I don't think you should be allowed to sit at bar seating for a meal if you don't have goddamn table manners. if the whole bar has to see your mashed-up food getting crunched and then falling out of your mouth, you should get relegated to a booth.

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

also if you lick your fingers instead of using a napkin jesus fuckin christ

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

nobody should be serving you a plate of nachos if you can't handle eating a chip without causing every head in the place to whip towards you in annoyance

[Livie @Liv_CR_love]

This was sooooo beautiful 😭😭😭
Kelly's ability to harmonize is so insane and their voices fit so well together I want a full version

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

@maryannjohanson @equine__dentist Imagine how upset this guy’s pet would be if the pooch actually *was* into the Impressionists and he got all the way to Paris, tail wagging more excitedly on the way, only to be show the work of Vincent van Gogh, who was not an Impressionist.

Disaster averted, honestly.

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

His legs have always been long

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

A big reason for the Wicked Part 2 snubs is that people saw the movie

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This was peak television!

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

Thinking about a guy I knew in college who was obsessed by the hero's journey and would refer to every girl who rejected him as "refusal of the call"

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

[halle @natsbuffys]

did he deliver? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did I enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would I watch more of his character? also no.

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

sharpening my knives for the homophobic and biphobic bridgerton fans this season.... miss michaela, you have my gd sword

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

Remembering the 30 Rock joke where Liz is trying to say Lutz called her a cunt by saying he called her "The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album" and Frank incredulously goes "It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The Yuletide store called. They’re waiting for you to come make it gay

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

this is not a joke, this is just every day of me and bash's life <3

[amanda j.✨ @amandathinksso]

people: is your dog friendly? can i pet him?
me: he’s actually very anxious, so—
people: