my hot take is that I don't think you should be allowed to sit at bar seating for a meal if you don't have goddamn table manners. if the whole bar has to see your mashed-up food getting crunched and then falling out of your mouth, you should get relegated to a booth.
nobody should be serving you a plate of nachos if you can't handle eating a chip without causing every head in the place to whip towards you in annoyance
@maryannjohanson@equine__dentist Imagine how upset this guy’s pet would be if the pooch actually *was* into the Impressionists and he got all the way to Paris, tail wagging more excitedly on the way, only to be show the work of Vincent van Gogh, who was not an Impressionist.
Disaster averted, honestly.
did he deliver? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did I enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would I watch more of his character? also no.
Remembering the 30 Rock joke where Liz is trying to say Lutz called her a cunt by saying he called her "The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album" and Frank incredulously goes "It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?