Amanda Schwartz

Winner of the great tickle war of 2019.

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

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[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

New headcanon: Pearl is the secret toilet paper fairy of beach city. #StevenUniverseFuture

[Read Aloud West Virginia @ReadAloudWV]

BREAKING NEWS: National Assessment for Educational Progress (NAEP) releases scores for 2019 showing an alarming decline in WV's reading proficiency. Read our statement here >>> https://t.co/JGdwcNxH7w

[Read Aloud West Virginia @ReadAloudWV]

Do you open a letter with the envelope flap or the address facing you? It's a hot topic at our office today. #lettersfromReadAloud #envelopeattitude

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

@Zzzachary8 thought I wouldn't change my bio to reflect my victory in the great tickle war of 2019. HE WAS WRONG! #VictoryIsMine

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

I reactivated my account JUST to share this thread so it's worth checking out. This isn't okay, and it's our job to make sure #WhiteFeminism is not dominating our social justice spaces. #WhiteLedRJ isn't RJ.

[Chela @Hella_Chela]

#ReproductiveJustice folks, here's a thread of my experience as the only POC working at @WVFREE, a white-led org that claims to be centered in RJ. #WhiteLedRJ isn’t and shouldn’t be a thing. Yet here we are.

[Read Aloud West Virginia @ReadAloudWV]

Help kids #FallinLoveWithReading 😍 by supporting Read Aloud WV through https://t.co/EkgmCD10Rn or by donating directly through our website! Retweet if a good book makes YOUR heart happy ❤️❤️❤️

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

I made tea, got distracted by the barrage of texts I was receiving, and now have cold tea. Curse my popularity! Curse our lack of a microwave!

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

@Zzzachary8 @KroolAde Just because /you/ make everything about @KroolAde doesn't mean we all do.

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

Dude, stop posting horrible pictures of yourself. It's just bad for everyone.

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

@KroolAde Hahaha, not everything's about you, dear.

[Kaleidoscope WV @KaleidoscopeCWV]

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We can't #BuildPowerCreateChange without the friendship and support of fine folks like you! ☺️✨💙

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

I spent a long time staring at this bug on my wall, trying to figure out what it was. Then I realized...it was a rice noodle.

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

Today, I shopped with a toddler, found the actual perfect bikini for my body that I have been dreaming of for years while with said toddler, and hand wrote a long-ass letter. #feelingaccomplished

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

Panic attacks come with chest pains. What an exciting new discovery!

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

Hello, Anxiety. I thought I'd be seeing you again soon.

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

Today, I used a thumbtack to get something out of my teeth. I'm definitely maturing as a person.

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

I'm fine. You're fine. Everybody's fine. #DailyMantra

[Amanda Schwartz @amandatory95]

I woke up with a cold sore and a feeling of despair, so I slapped some lipstick on that shit and went to work. #AmIAdultingYet?