Amanda

snap: amvogs14

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

It gets so annoying when someone meets me in person after seeing my social media and they say “oh I thought you were taller” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

@MadisonGehring Yes

[M @mobzw]

“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

“I’m cuddling with a box of Marlboro reds leave me the fuck alone”

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

@RudeSydney BE HAPPY !!! :)

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

Em: “family picture??”
“Family picture with a cow?”
“We can pretend it’s Dad” 😂😂💀

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

“mint is just a cold spicy”

[kait @KaitlynMurk]

Unpopular opinion: white claws do NOT taste good

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

People always ask “what’s so great about North Dakota” but if this doesn’t show how gorgeous this state really is, idk what drugs you’re on

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

Last night I fell asleep plugging my phone charger into my phone but not into the wall-and if that doesn’t show how my life is going Idk what does

[FlyinRyanYT @RyanThor48]

I still never in my 23 years of being a Midwesterner have I heard of a walking taco like wtf is that for real. Everything else is spot on

[l a y @alaynaxjohnson]

I hope my webkinz are doing good... i haven’t fed them in 10 years

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

so im on facetime with my sister in montana and my moms fiancé's son all of a sudden just starts saying
"did you know that flex tape can fix a marriage? all you gotta do is put it over your wives mouth and she'll shut up. or when your fighting just BOOM, FLEX TAPE" oml 💀

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

@BarstoolUND @JoeBlacksBar #BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBacks

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

@5thYear @PSUBarstool @BarstoolUND @ChampsPennState @JoeBlacksBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks #BarstoolBestBar

[Amanda @amandavogsland]

@EmilyVogsland She’s 83 bro

[donYé taylor @donyetaylor_]

having money in your savings but still telling yourself “i’m broke” is a different kind of discipline 😭