amanda

crabby-corn

[amanda @amandawplease]

When you order a chocolate shake at a restaurant and get a vanilla shake with chocolate syrup....

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[amanda @amandawplease]

Me when someone rings the doorbell

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

i get scared like this when i get a call from a unknown caller

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

My birthstone is a Sausage Egg McMuffin

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

ㅤ

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 ✧･ﾟ🪲 @brattydeadite]

Unfriending someone isn't enough, I need the guitar hero crowd to boo at them

[Soup @soupinthering]

*at my surprise party* “soo you guys like have a groupchat without me??"

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

northern lights were crazy last night

[sugar gay @anewmisery]

do not kill yourself chili's will save you

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

daycare

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

He is the owner

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I'm walking on sunshine you stupid bitch

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I wish that everyone I’ve ever met would share their location with me

[Jawny Bravo @TaiilorMade]

who downstairs cuttin a well done steak??