Amanda

Runner up for most clutch

[Amanda @amandbruh]

Gonna leave this here

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

The U.S. Women’s Hockey Team said it is declining President Donald Trump’s invitation to attend his State of the Union address. https://t.co/UTflw9VVhk

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services https://t.co/SzofMBaX4d

[Amanda @amandbruh]

It would be such a Toronto thing to let a guy named Will Smith be the hero

[Amanda @amandbruh]

Michigan beat Purdue by 20+ points under Jim Harbaugh if anyone was still doubting that he cheated

[Amanda @amandbruh]

@daniellabruce_ tell Osgood he needs to finish his hot dog story

[Amanda @amandbruh]

I never knew you could just walk into the Louvre and take stuff

[Amanda @amandbruh]

True pitching chaos would be to put Jake Rogers in right now

[Amanda @amandbruh]

it's 90 degrees at the end of September we don't need more coal mines

[Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum]

.@POTUS promised to put American energy workers first, and today we’re delivering.
https://t.co/TTRuyBV6Xr

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

This was all in Project 2025, btw.

[Amanda @amandbruh]

What kind of manager just lets their pitcher stay out there and suffer

[The Onion @TheOnion]

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://t.co/Yvfge56U4Q

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://t.co/4opXu8l7XI

[Purdue Exponent @purdueexponent]

The Boilermaker Special, which was involved in a severe crash in April, will not be returning to campus in the fall. The Xtra Special, a smaller vehicle that operates on campus, will be making regular appearances. https://t.co/eeF6Nkfvo5

[kait |-/ @jtoddscrowbar]

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday!!!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
https://t.co/lwyEonxAxZ

[Amanda @amandbruh]

daily reminder that Alex Ovechkin's instagram profile pic is still him with Putin

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

How does the Phillie Phanatic stay fresh in the summer heat? Vodka and water https://t.co/qeFftkMbZI

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

POV the Guardians clubhouse during the delay

[Amanda @amandbruh]

@jasonbenetti @andydirks12 Dirks of Hazard