Obi Wan Cannoli

I’m telling my therapist on you

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Methodology

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this truly looks like it’s out of season 27 of parks and rec

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

It's legal to say "fuck you" to the president and someone should finally do that.

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

next week randomly being thanksgiving

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

“how did people write essays before chatgpt” so there’s this thing called thinking <3

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

Stop making AI videos of yourself, return to tradition and make the 2000s elf yourself style videos

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Reminder: America is not a Christian nation. It is a nation in which you are free to be Christian. Or any religion you want. Or to have no religion at all.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

so her speech was effective

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[Alison Cook @alisoncook]

The kids are alright

[bug girl @buggirl]

taking that redneck title extremely seriously i see

[Christian Borys @ItsBorys]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Dee🖤💛❤💚 @SaintsSoulja]

When your child tells you that someone in authority is racist.... believe them.... This crowd has teachers, police, principals, doctors, nurses...etc...

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is worse than anything any leftist said

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what the fuck are conservatives meant to be conserving

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Walz: “This is it. If you’ve ever wondered how democracy dies, you’re witnessing it. This is North Korea style stuff. And it’s being done because this is a weak, thin-skinned man who’s failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening. This is exactly what dictators do. This is a terrible president and a terrible human being.”

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Amazing how they all cleared their schedules for Charlie Kirk, but when classrooms full of dead kids needed them, they sent “thoughts & prayers” from Fox News green rooms.

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

It’s more important than ever to make sure your kids aren’t hanging out with kids whose parents are fucking morons.