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just a place to write my favorite things I’ve heard people say

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Roommate: “oh I thought you’ve been down cause you kept getting up?” Translation: “I thought you were moody cause you’ve been waking up early this week”

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“Why are we being such old people? We’re sitting here being wise while you’re knitting and I’m writing a letter”

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“I don’t eat that banana, I’m gonna put it in my smoothie tomorrow.” Dad: “oh what all are you putting in the smoothie?” Me: “banana” so the battle of wits has begun.

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As an extrovert whos primary love language is physical touch I just wanna say I AM STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME

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“There are only two types of beans worth eating in this world: green and jelly.”

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“Dude did you just tickle me!?” “Yeah, what of it?” Freshmen boys bring such humor to my life

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Growing up every adult ever: “if you eat anything you gotta wait an hour till you can swim” *today DURING swim practice swimmers eating power bars to get through practice*

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“You’re an Amazon goddess of strength”

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Please tell me why I’ve been to Hawai’i, Perú, and Guatemala yet the BIGGEST COCKROACH I’VE EVER SEEN WAS IN MY ROOM IN CENTRAL KENTUCKY

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Today my professor told me that I am a “solid block of muscle” out of every compliment I’ve ever gotten in my life this is one of my favorites

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Random guy: “I like your hair.” Me: “thanks I grew it myself” wow how am I still single 😂

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“Mangos are an elite fruit”

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“No see they’re not pets they’re farm animals!” “No they’re pets with benefits!”

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“Hey white chocolate”

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Guy we met while hiking: “yeah I’ve been liking girls ever since I found out they’re not boys.”

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“You’re so emotional!” “Stop you’re gonna make me cry!”

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“Get yo vegan mouth away from me!”

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“When you run you look like a noodle” thanks dude 😝

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Overheard some americans at this restaurant in Spain: “oh yeah then I tried to tell the waiter ‘take care’ but I said ‘be careful’ like how ominous and slightly threatening ‘bye, be careful’”

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*snapchatting friends* me:”a giant moth just got into my room!” Friend 1:”moth just wants to be your friend!” Friend 2:”moth is out to get you!”