joseph schmo

the computer is my homeland

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

@MatthewBerman argo cd and git ops more broadly

[shb @himbodhisattva]

opus 4.8 with the fable context is some real flowers for algernon shit

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

yall see it right i’m not losing my mind

[ersatz individual @misterbleany]

@ratvisionist OutKast couldve written the road to serfdom, but hayek could never have written hey ya, saddening

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

This river here is the official geographical border between Anthropic and OpenAI. On the other side cosmic horror, torment nexus, machine despotism, you build spyware for the govt and you like it. On this side civilization, Claude constitution, unceasing allegiance to the human race, you build spyware for the govt and you don't like it.

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

It's called Kars4Kids, T. There's really no way I can tell you any more about it without sounding antisemtic.

[ouroboris @Warby_bo_bandY0]

@mermachine

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

ive been rocking the recursive claude in tmux setup for quite a while now so i feel vindicated

[aspirational_tortoise @_ganymedian]

@deepfates it’s time for Claude interactively driving Claude in tmux, and failing that, computer use

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this meal prep shit easy

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

to this day, abe shinzo's assassination was one of the craziest moments

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The prior line is far more insane

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

this movie is fantastic and anyone who disagrees i consider The Enemy

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

havent seen lolita is it an actually evil movie or is this one of those cases people find anything that explores uncomfortable themes to be evil i remember it being lynchs favorite kubrick lol

[Architechtonics @architecht0nics]

Black holes are the cosmic sex organs by which universes reproduce through the copulation of a star with its own gravitational collapse. Bataille was born too early to see it’s not the sun’s solar anus but the universe’s black holes that constitute its intergalactic genitalia.

[Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ @N4pstr]

dude open the wikipedia home page it doesn't matter what browser

[Steven Liss @This_Liss]

Had a Jane Street phone interview in 2016. "Price a 6-month forward on carrots."
There's no carrot futures market, so I build one from scratch: seasonal harvest cycles, USDA demand elasticity, cold storage decay rates.
One trader stops me. "Your storage cost function– you're modeling the carrot as dead inventory. Like grain in a silo." He asks me the metabolic respiration rate of a post-harvest carrot at 2°C. I estimate.
"Your forward is overpriced by exactly that shrinkage. The underlying is consuming its own sugars. It's alive." Good correction. I adjust the model. I think I've recovered.
Rejection email comes the next morning. Subject: "Ethical Review." My framework, they write, "relied on the severance of the root organism from its growth medium." The question about respiration was a test. The carrot was still alive and I'd built an entire derivatives structure on top of its death without questioning whether harvest was an acceptable act.
I pull up the recruiter's original email. It doesn't say Jane Street. It says Jain Street– a non-violent quantitative commodities fund.
The carrot was never supposed to be priced. It was supposed to be refused. I later learn the only candidate who passed that round was a former monk from Gujarat who sat in silence for eleven minutes and said, "I cannot put a price on life." He's now a partner.

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

casein anthony

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

gerard whey

[joseph schmo @amanitamoder]

gerard whey

[René @schizohustler]

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

[Scott C. Cox @RealScottCCox]

@redaction Blowing my brains out to own my bitch wife

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib sippin mr pig