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[③ @zurskiii]

My coworker look 45 months pregnant and be complaining bout his wife not fucking him

[c☆th!!! @shelovescath]

YA UN MEC DANS NOUVELLE ÉCOLE IL A 22 FRÈRES ET SŒURS????? VINGT DEUX???????

[` @schiz04renic]

looking younger than your age is actually a spiritual thing btw

[fes @haydovez]

they don’t make shows like this anymore

[LanaDelKhey @IchemFaouzi]

Ça fait pas jolie pour le roman nationale enseignée à l'école. Dites vous que la France a fait 17 "essais nucléaires" en Algérie et 180 en Polynésie MDR

[ALL UP IN YOUR MIND @blackmagnet0]

Janine Teagues

[The Liquid Metal Himself @iam_jerrymoses]

The devil doesn’t attack you head on, he first plants an idea in your head.

[S E Y O N C É 👑✨ @seynaciisse]

Quand j’étais petite, une cousine du village m’avait raconté quelque chose qui m’a traumatisée à jamais. Lors de la nuit de noces dans son village, si le mari n’arrivait pas à pénétrer sa femme à cause qu’elle a subit une excision de type 3, la magnamaga prenait une lame pour

[Scott Pert @Scott_Pert]

You’d have to have a Gun to my Sons head to get me to do that, if he was a little shit that morning he’d be dead 🤣

That is fucking NUTS!

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[Complex @Complex]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s first “Parents’ Night Out” gave New York City parents free childcare for four hours on Aug. 16.

The NYC Parks program offered children ages 6 to 13 dinner and activities while their caregivers got time to themselves.

The NYTimes reported hat some parents went on dates or out to dinner, while others went home to relax, shopped or caught up on laundry.

📸:GETTY

[jas coded @jasvsfantasy]

whoever said 27 is the worst age genuinely ain’t lie LMAO

[Un Akiyotiste @marvens971]

100% antillais, On a la même génétique que ces gens là donc forcément pour les battre faut des antillais performants mais bon ils n’investissent pas dans les drom en matière de sport

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

The fact people noticed the change justifies the change lol

[Manboy @manboy922]

Il avait tourné de ouf ce son

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

[JELANI 🇨🇲 @Jelanidu237]

Qui se souviens de « Viber » l’appli avant Whatsapp en 2014

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[fontaine ☽☾ @SW33TCH1NMUSIC]

everybody making this about feminism when really this is an example of white entitlement cause why tf would you expect a random man that you don’t know to give you his umbrella 😭😭

[John @sohelpmegosh]

Yes, I am Black